Gates Fixes Virus

I have worked in the computer industry for years.  Some of my friends nicknamed me Bill Gates because they think I probably could have beat him to the creation of the Internet.  When one customer came to my private shop with some troubles on his computer, I was far from intimidated.  Then I realized he had encountered the trojan horse virus, which has been sweeping through the nation in the past year.  I hadn’t fixed any computers with this problem, but I soon figured out what was going on, and the customer was at ease and on his way.  Bill Gates strikes again.